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<title><![CDATA[Morganton.com: Columnist Kaye Fish]]></title>
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<title><![CDATA[Will work as a lab rat for tuition]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.morganton.com/content/2009/jul/28/will-work-lab-rat-tuition/entertainment-people/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[In less than a month, my 19-year-old son will start his second year of college.]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 28 Jul 2009 08:52:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Putting children in their place]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.morganton.com/content/2009/may/26/putting-children-their-place/entertainment-people/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[Children are wonderful, amazing, astonishing, astounding, awe-inspiring creatures to behold. ]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 26 May 2009 17:10:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Mom's passing brings back fond memories]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.morganton.com/content/2009/may/01/moms-passing-brings-back-fond-memories/entertainment-people/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[My mother, Margaret Smith, was peacefully released on April 16, 2009. ]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 01 May 2009 11:39:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Bless their hearts]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.morganton.com/content/2009/mar/27/bless-their-hearts/entertainment-people/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[People who place themselves in the public light are often victims of criticism. 
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<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 27 Mar 2009 15:28:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Unraveling the secrets of relationships]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.morganton.com/content/2009/mar/11/unraveling-secrets-relationships/entertainment-people/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[While faking a good workout at the gym recently, I overhead two gentlemen lightly complaining about women. ]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 11 Mar 2009 16:04:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Wanted: Dirty minded men]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.morganton.com/content/2009/feb/23/wanted-dirty-minded-men/entertainment-people/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[A recent study conducted at Princeton University concluded that men view women wearing bikinis as sex objects .... well, duh. Did they pay someone to do this study]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 23 Feb 2009 14:33:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Things you should ask a QB before you push him into the pool]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.morganton.com/content/2009/feb/09/things-you-should-ask-qb-you-push-him-pool/entertainment-people/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[I didn't watch The Super Bowl. There. I said it despite the fact that I may get hate mail accusing me of being a communist, hippie, liberal, football hating, un-American, sissified girl.]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 09 Feb 2009 12:04:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Celebrity looks not always appealing]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.morganton.com/content/2009/jan/23/celebrity-looks-not-always-appealing/entertainment-people/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[My mother always said, "beauty is only skin deep ... but ugly goes clear to the bone." ]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 23 Jan 2009 15:22:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[10 New Year's resolutions for him]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.morganton.com/content/2009/jan/09/10-new-years-resolutions-him/entertainment-people/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[Apparently I have some folks mad at me for what one gentlemen pointed out as "making fun of my own race." ]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 09 Jan 2009 15:01:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Shopping for the redneck in your life]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.morganton.com/content/2008/dec/15/shopping-redneck-your-life/entertainment-people/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[It's Dec. 14 and we are starting to get a little too close to the deadline. ]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 15 Dec 2008 14:05:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Friends get each other]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.morganton.com/content/2008/dec/02/friends-get-each-other/entertainment-people/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[Some believe "birds of a feather flock together," while others adhere to the old adage, "opposites attract." ]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 02 Dec 2008 10:03:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[We'll miss you, W. Thanks for the quotes]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.morganton.com/content/2008/nov/03/well-miss-you-w-thanks-quotes/entertainment-people/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[By this time Wednesday morning, it will all be a memory. ]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 03 Nov 2008 14:23:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Let kids be kids]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.morganton.com/content/2008/oct/14/let-kids-be-kids/entertainment-people/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[When my son, Chris, was 2 years old, we were at a birthday party for a friend's child. ]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 14 Oct 2008 15:28:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[It'd be easier to ban ignorance]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.morganton.com/content/2008/sep/29/itd-be-easier/entertainment-people/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[My eighth grade daughter, Katie, is reading a John Steinbeck novel for her language arts class.]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 29 Sep 2008 16:11:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Why cheerleading is a sport ]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.morganton.com/content/2008/sep/15/why-cheerleading-sport/entertainment-people/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[As the newspaper adviser for Patton High School, I assigned one of my students a controversial topic. Is cheerleading a sport? ]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 15 Sep 2008 16:54:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA["Teach Him Gently"]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.morganton.com/content/2008/aug/24/teach-him-gently/entertainment-people/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[It was back in 1995 when I first came across a poem entitled "Teach Him Gently."]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 24 Aug 2008 21:46:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[An ode to the first day of school]]></title>

<link><![CDATA[http://www2.morganton.com/content/2008/aug/22/ode-first-day-school/entertainment-people/]]></link>


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<description><![CDATA[It was back in 1995 when I first came across a poem entitled "Teach Him Gently." My son was starting kindergarten that year, and I gave the poem to his teacher. I'm positive that I have shared it with readers of The News Herald before, but I feel it is an appropriate time to share it again. ]]></description>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 22 Aug 2008 17:21:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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